Made of 1300 Speed bags:
Tags: Art, boxing, cool, Kalish, LA, Lonnie Ali, Los Angeles, muhammad ali, Nokia Plaza, reALIze, sculpture, sports
Tags: ads, commercial, Hawaii chair, products, stupid products, the stupid it hurts, Tiddy bear, tv, TV-hat, tv-shop, who the fuck buys this shit
I know what you’re thinking: “How can you just pick 3? TV-shop products are per definition stupid, otherwise they would have been sold via more respectable marketing such as radio or magazine ads or through attempted priming by subtle messages in a CD of children’s nursery rhymes”. Be that as it may, I have picked out 3 that makes the electric work-out products seem almost reasonable.
“Tiddy Bear”. Get your own fluffy tit protector today. Actually, get three so both of your children get their own titty bears.
“The Hawaii Chair”. HOW DOES THE WOMEN IN THIS VIDEO MANAGE TO TYPE STEADILY WHILE SITTING ON THIS SHIT? And am I the only one who suspect that this would cause odd spinal problems after using it for an entire workday?
“The TV-hat”. I’m not sure- I hope not- that this is a real product. I’m not sure I have much to add to what has already been said about this. On the other hand it is a good product in the sense that it will make the idiots easier to spot.
Tags: child rearing, childhood, creative, creativity, drugs, how to make weird children, kids, lsd, morals, muppets, psychology, puppets, raising, videos, weird, wtf, youtube
… So here’s another thing I will whip out if I want to mess up my potential future kids. I’m pretty sure the list of “Tools for psychological experiments on children” that I’m unofficially making has grown quite long during the last year. Now, this video starts off as a normal pretentious children’s show, but make sure you watch until the end.
Tags: accidents, ads, back in the days, bikes, biking, child raising, children, death, kids, old, parenting, safety, vintage, weird
Child Safety ads from the 50ies! I would have made them more gory, if we coddle our kids they’ll just grow up into weak, frightened wussies instead of strong, emotionally damaged sociopaths! You need to look out for those damn piles of leaves!
Here’s a safety video from1962 as a bonus if you have the time to watch it. A bunch of kids in weird monkey masks decides to ride their bikes to the park, but do they make it?