Posts Tagged ‘spanish movies’

My Spanish isn’t good, so the only thing I understood was basically “It is good” and “I like you”. Or at least that’s what I think they said. I think this clip might be better if you don’t understand what’s being said,- that way you’re even more mystified. I couldn’t embed it properly so I think you have to click the link. It’s “mature” because it contains breasts but not in a sexual way (I hope).
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x3m45i_mathilda-may-la-teta-y-la-luna_sexy
Mathilda May – La Teta y la Luna by t-king81
Bonus WTF: This looks a lot like Jessica Harrison’s furniture but I can’t find it on her site and I can’t track the image, so I think it’s a different artist doing a similar thing.

I promised a movie post so I will give you a movie post. Here’s the top 3 movies that I want to see:

1. The human centipede

Plot:

Two American girls go on a road trip in Europe. When their car breaks down in the woods of Germany, they get kidnapped by a psycho German surgeon who’s biggest wish is to create a human centipede. He does this by stitching the girls together with a Japanese man, mouth to anus in a chain, so their gastric system will be connected.

Why do I want to see it? II have a deep held belief that all Germans are fucked-up in some way or another and this does nothing but reinforce that idea. 🙂

2. White Dog

Plot: A woman accidentally hits a dog with her car and adopts it. Everything goes well until she finds out that the dog is a racist and brutally murders black people. Oh noes! Obviously she does the sensible thing and takes the dog to a pet shrink instead of putting it down.

Why I want to see it: With that plot, it must be good.

3. Lo Yeti Arrapato

Plot: I can’t even find a summary for this one, but if you skip to ~1:3o  in this clip you’ll see why I want to see it. Clearly the physiology behind this yeti’s nipples are mind-breaking and I must research them further.