Archive for August, 2010

Super secret plan update

Posted: August 27, 2010 in Personal Life

So the end stages of my super-secret-plan-that-isn’t-very-secret-anymore was put in action today, and everything went spendid!! YAY!

I *FINALLY* have my drivers license! 🙂

I know furries aren’t that popular in some parts of the Internet, but c’mon, this guys is just adorable (although he should wash his hair more often).

Filmmaker Rob Spence lost an eye and had it replaced with a wireless eye camera.

There’s recently been a Lord of The Ring marathon on TV which inspired me to post these, which are a bit old but awesome nontheless. Engrish subtitles  from bootled The Two Towers DVDs.

“Bring your pretty face to my axe” was the real line. Yeahh..

And hardcore dude performs a homemade liposuction on himself. It’s a bit old (June) but I haven’t seen it online before so I don’t think it’s widely seen.

Want to troll Justin Bieber fans? Good luck! Try writing about your “wet dreams” about your favorite underage boy here: http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

… although upon reading, you have to come up with something fairly twisted to top what’s already there. I’m pretty sure it’s not a serious buizness creepo site, but to be honest I’m not a 100% sure. I mean, there’s TwiMoms.

(text from earlier today, posted as an insight to my life)

Oh, fuck. Typing this on Word since Internet is dead.

I’m hiding in my room because Vera is here. She comes here to drink all our wine and talk like a lunatic. Here’s a good thing about Vera: At least she’s not trying to hide the fact that she’s insane. She’s got either bipolar disorder or borderline; I can’t remember which at the moment. She’s also occasionally on amphetamines (or maybe always on amphetamines? Who the fuck knows…). She talks to me like we are friends although she’s around 40 and calls me stuff like “sweetheart”, “little darling” etc and it’s so annoying I want to smash my head against something hard. She’s gotten arrested before for trying to shoplift alcohol, looks constantly drunk or developmentally challenged, and stays for hours talking, talking, talking, way too rapidly and IT JUST NEVER ENDS. She also laughs high and nervously at everything she says. I feel kind of bad for her because she seems a bit lonely, but at the same time I just can’t be around her or I’ll say something mean. She’s really too much. I usually feel sympathetic with people who have mental issues since I deal with them a lot on a daily basis, but there’s “issues” and then there’s”ISSUES” with a capital I.

… so I’m bravely hiding away in my room with nothing to do but write this… the router is in the living room..

(end)

^ From earlier today. Vera left, then came back, then left again. I cleansed the aquarium. I’m completely exhausted now. Think I’m going to fall asleep on the laptzzzzzzzz…………..

Lady Clankington’s cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.

This is just deepens my desire to be the innovative mastermind behind strange adult toys & porn movie plots. I’d actually get payed for ridiculous ideas while secretly laughing my ass off thinking that what I made would actually one day be used. Take the furry industry for example,- I’m not a furry, but after seeing cheaped stuffed animals remade with customized “holes” being sold for like $500 it does kind of makes me want to go in the buisness of coming up with weird sex products for weird lifestyles and fetishes.

I got back from my vacation in the archipelago yesterday. I didn’t have time to write at that point, because there was a protest against fur downtown the same day that I wanted to go to. My sister had misplaced out metro card, so I had to quickly get on the bike to get there (it takes roughly 20 minutes by train, and it was bloody hot, so by the time I got home again I wasn’t really in a writing mood). Anyhow, I’m back and I brought some photos of it.
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