Posts Tagged ‘products’

I know what you’re thinking: “How can you just pick 3? TV-shop products are per definition stupid, otherwise they would have been sold via more respectable marketing such as radio or magazine ads or through attempted priming by subtle messages in a CD of children’s nursery rhymes”. Be that as it may, I have picked out 3 that makes the electric work-out products seem almost reasonable.

“Tiddy Bear”. Get your own fluffy tit protector today. Actually, get three so both of your children get their own titty bears.

“The Hawaii Chair”. HOW DOES THE WOMEN IN THIS VIDEO MANAGE TO TYPE STEADILY WHILE SITTING ON THIS SHIT? And am I the only one who suspect that this would cause odd spinal problems after using it for an entire workday?

“The TV-hat”. I’m not sure- I hope not- that this is a real product. I’m not sure I have much to add to what has already been said about this. On the other hand it is a good product in the sense that it will make the idiots easier to spot.



Another Bad Idea, this time portrayed in comic style. Sorry for the hugeness of the pics,- the text is difficult to read if it’s smaller (click the thumbnails to get to the larger versions).


Lady Clankington’s cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.

This is just deepens my desire to be the innovative mastermind behind strange adult toys & porn movie plots. I’d actually get payed for ridiculous ideas while secretly laughing my ass off thinking that what I made would actually one day be used. Take the furry industry for example,- I’m not a furry, but after seeing cheaped stuffed animals remade with customized “holes” being sold for like $500 it does kind of makes me want to go in the buisness of coming up with weird sex products for weird lifestyles and fetishes.

Another WTF product for you.

BrewDog, a Scottish craft brewery, just released a beer with 55 % alcohol which come packaged inside a dead, taxidermied rodent. It could be yours for just £500. Get it here (but why would you?).

:’D I’d give it up for any boy who presented me this. He could ravage me while I was incapacitated by the hysterical giggling that would commence. Special sexy sauce here.

edited to add:

… or “band’s members”. And no, I’m not selling them, but Amazon is.

I’ve never been a big Rammstein fan. I like the sound of some of their songs, like Feur und Wasser and others, but I really don’t like their lyrics and the attitude of the band just kind of kills it for me. My German is really bad though, so as long as I don’t listen closely to the songs I won’t cringe in pain. My point is, somehow Rammstein managed to lower my already low opinion of them by launching this product:

From the product description on Amazon:

“This unique version of Rammstein’s sixth studio album, Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da, comes expansively packaged in a flight Comments 0case style box. The package contains: the deluxe edition version of the album, six sex toys (numerically corresponding to each member of the band), handcuffs and lubricant! Please note this product contains sensitive elements which some customers may find offensive.”


It makes me kind of scared at night to know that shit like this exist.

Get your own... twilligt persons... man pillow.

Buy here, but WHY WOULD YOU? 😦

Add the sparkling vampire dildo (which can be put in a freezer so it has that dead person feel to it D:):

Available here (I’m crossing my legs in fear while typing this).

And finish with this shit:


It makes me kind of scared at night to know that shit like this exist.