“The action in Horizon takes place in the year 2085, after a civilization of extraterrestrial origin has invaded Earth. About one-third of the planet’s 9 billion inhabitants have been killed; nearly 2 billion more have been evacuated to a military base hidden in the core of the planet Mercury.
Of the 4 billion humans who remain on Earth, all are expected to perish within 48 hours. Taking a last stand against the alien onslaught, one Marine battalion remains on the surface. But they are in retreat, seeking shelter in the space cruiser Horizon.
In addition to the Wicked Girls, the denizens of the year 2085 include AVN Best Actress winner Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Misty Stone, Aiden Starr, Rocco Reed, Bill Bailey, Tony De Sergio, Xander Corvus and Danny Mountain.”
I like when there’s diversity in the porn business. I get a lot of hits to a post I made a year ago about Steampunk porn, so I figure a lot of my readers might enjoy this one as well. From watching the trailer, I’m not that impressed by the CG and the acting, but lets hope it’s better than this.
The Dot and the Line: A romance n lower mathematics began as a illustrated book by Norton Juster in 1963, and was then turned into a animated short-movie by Chuck Jones in 1965. The same year it won an Oscar for the for best Animated Short Film.
I want to watch this. It’s supposed to have been out for a while but I don’t know where to find one with subs. Just seeing this makes me think it’s awesome though. 😀
So kids, do you know the difference between a squid and an octopus? 😀
Maybe not the most culturally brilliant movie of the decade, but I’m not gonna lie, I would really, really want to be in a movie like this. Gore comedy with semi-bad acting seems hillarious to shoot.
“Bring your pretty face to my axe” was the real line. Yeahh..
And hardcore dude performs a homemade liposuction on himself. It’s a bit old (June) but I haven’t seen it online before so I don’t think it’s widely seen.
It’s a quarter past midnight and I’m up listening to Sounds of Science. It’s quotes from famous scientists to the tunes of electropop music… which works surprisingly pretty well. Have a listen:
And I’m starting to like my Dad’s new GF more. I met her first this Wednesday when she offered me some spare furniture for my apartment. Now she showed up pretty wasted at our home after accompanying my dad to a “cooking night” at some acquaintances place… oh, and she was alright with dating him even though her son though he was a serial killer (he blamed this on me, because apparently the son had snooped through his facebook profile, which says he’s a member of the group “fans of American Serial killers” which was something I sent to him years ago). So far she seems more bearable than the others that was before her (not that I disliked them… they were just old and rather boring).
Going away over the weekend, so probably no updates for a while. If you want to be traumatised by something while I’m away, check out this Serbian movie called “Heart of Darkness”/”Srpski Film” (Just means “Serbian film” I think. Not sure if that’s the name). Trigger warning here, don’t read if you are triggered by pedophila, violence, necrophilia and rape.
The main character in the movie is an ex-porn actor who has reformed and is living a normal life with a wife and a young son. Due to financial troubles he accepts to star in one last movie for a ridiculous amount of money (warning bells, anyone?). It turns out that the director is trying to make the “ultimate snuff-film” by taking poor people and using them as “props”. The trailer is disturbing enough, although compared to “normal” horror movies it’s not so bad… but wait, there’s m0re.
OK, here’s a spoiler alert about some of the worst things that you didn’t see in the trailer that happens in the movie.
A girl gets handcuffed to a bed and then raped and decapitated… and the rape continues afterwards.
A man gets literally eye raped (which was a term I used as a metaphor in my last blog post, coincidentally). By that I mean, someone puts a dick in his eyes and rapes him until he’s dead.
A woman gives birth to a baby which is in turn raped as soon as it gets out of the womb. This is supposedly an analogy for the saying that if you’re born in Serbia, you’re “fucked from birth”.
And as someone else who watched the movie commented, despite the horrifying subjects shown in the movie, like torture, rape and murder, and despite the fact that female genitalia and asses are shown more often than not, the producer of this movie thought it was a good idea to just use dildoes instead of actual dicks. This would have been understandable if it was a case of the actors having trouble staying hard when they had to do vomit-inducing scenes, but it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s extremely fake looking dildos that you can tell from first glance is made of plastic
That’s all for tonight, have fun with your nightmares. I’m returning on Monday with probably something even more grotesque. BYEEE!
I promised a movie post so I will give you a movie post. Here’s the top 3 movies that I want to see:
1. The human centipede
Plot:
Two American girls go on a road trip in Europe. When their car breaks down in the woods of Germany, they get kidnapped by a psycho German surgeon who’s biggest wish is to create a human centipede. He does this by stitching the girls together with a Japanese man, mouth to anus in a chain, so their gastric system will be connected.
Why do I want to see it? II have a deep held belief that all Germans are fucked-up in some way or another and this does nothing but reinforce that idea. 🙂
2. White Dog
Plot: A woman accidentally hits a dog with her car and adopts it. Everything goes well until she finds out that the dog is a racist and brutally murders black people. Oh noes! Obviously she does the sensible thing and takes the dog to a pet shrink instead of putting it down.
Why I want to see it: With that plot, it must be good.
3. Lo Yeti Arrapato
Plot: I can’t even find a summary for this one, but if you skip to ~1:3o in this clip you’ll see why I want to see it. Clearly the physiology behind this yeti’s nipples are mind-breaking and I must research them further.
Nice and high and far apart 