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A wanted ad
Posted: October 27, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: advertisment, fat, funny, gross, naked, photos, pics, stripping, wtf
So I won’t post the thing I wrote yesterday tonight. Mostly because I don’t have time to finish writing it and reflect on whether I should post it or not. Still feeling partly like I want to strangle someone for no reason or just curl up somewhere where I won’t bother anyone any more and no one will bother me. It’s more fun to feel angry so I’m going for that and listening to Three Days Grace and A Perfect Circle (TDG has the worst lyrics but it’s enpowering).
Adventures of Mr Giggly Dick
Posted: September 7, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: animation, belgien, children, childrens shows, dicks, disturbing, funny, kids, penis, perverted, weird, wtf
I’ll add this to the list of things I will subject my potential future children to. If my potential future children survive my upbringing they will definitely be interesting people as adults.
This blog is on a summer hiatus for the moment! I might update randomly, but don’t expect too much until the beginning of September.
Death and Cake
Posted: June 10, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: atheism, cake, christianity, church, death, family, funeral, personal, singing
I’ve started writing on my summary of my internship in Norrtälje, hopefully I will have finished it by the end of the evening so I can post it before I leave to Crete.
Iris’s funeral was today. I don’t really like funerals because all the ones I’ve been to have been religious, and I don’t believe in Christianity. I understand why people have Christian funerals, but to me saying that someone has been embraced, forgiven and found peace in this “God” person just makes me shrug. Why can’t they say something comforting to those who believe we just end? I know a plenty of comforting things about atheism and death that doesn’t give out the false hope that death somehow isn’t final and that we’ll meet each other again in a place without pain. I can see a lot of beauty in that we have seemingly randomly fallen into existence in this tiny blink of time together and that we during this brief flash of consciousness get to experience and affect the universe before we suddenly fade out again to give place for those who come after us.
Crappy cellphone photo,- very 21st century to take a photo of a casket at a funeral, but I couldn’t bring my proper camera. The ceremony was very small, just 12 people, and neither of us was very good at singing the psalms. Why do they make psalms so very difficult to sing? This is another great thing about atheism: If there actually was an afterlife and Iris WAS looking down upon us, she would have *facepalmed*. Aside from the singing I suppose it went pretty well. I didn’t feel particularly sad since she died a month ago, but my younger sister had make-up running down her face so I felt bad for her. She’s always been more openly emotional than me. We had cake afterwards though which seemed to cheer her up… and that’s my deep insight of today: When everyone’s gone, there’s always cake.
I turn my head back and forth
Posted: May 10, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: creepy, funny, health, impossible, joints, medicine, neck, russia, turning your head, videos, weird, wtf, youtube
Some people can’t stand to hear people pop their joints. I grew with a lot of guy friends, and burping contests and joints popping contests was something quite normal, so I’ve never been bothered by popping my joints in public. Sometimes when I twist my body I can hear maybe 10 separate loud pops from my spine. I have an issue with my jaw that makes it go “POP KNACK” when I yawn or push it with my knuckles. I watched this video recently and thought of all those people who freak out when you stretch your neck. I think I have to show it to them.
Internship #2
Posted: March 16, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: aphasia, hospital, medicine, neurology, school
I started my internship for the neurology course this week. I finished day 3 today. Besides seeing patients we were at a meeting for SLPs treating aphasia. One of my classmates is working at the same clinic, and since it’s in Stockholm we’re both living at my dad’s place… which means we’re practically spending all our time together as we sleep in the same room. It’s a good thing that we have similar personalities, because it could be straining otherwise.
I can’t write much about the patients we’ve been seeing, as I’m terrified of breaking some sort of confidentiality (which I’ve heard has happened to students and doctors who blogged or posted on facebook about their patients). When meeting a person with aphasia you can’t laugh at them when they say something strange, which is surprisingly hard. Most of the patients so far has a form of aphasia where they can’t hear that they’re saying nonsense, but one man that we met was fully cognitively intact except for the aphasia, so he mostly *knew* he was saying something wrong but was unable to correct himself. At one point he came close to saying a really crude, vulgar word when he meant to say something perfectly innocent, at which point I practised my “warm, understanding” smile when on the inside I wanted to indulge in childish giggling.
Here’s a photo of me disinfecting my hands in my scrubs:
rape is rape is rape – dear GOP, don’t fuck around with redefinitions.
Posted: February 2, 2011 in Thoughts, UncategorizedTags: americans are fucked up, bills, congress, crime, feminism, fuck you, laws, politics, rape, republicans, sexism, sexual abuse, women's right
It is over 10 years ago since a man cleared of rape because the victim had been wearing skinny jeans. The court found that it would have been impossible for rape to happen since “her jeans couldn’t be removed without her consent”. You’d think that 12 years later, rape victims would be better protected by the law. Sadly, they’re still continuously fucked over as a bill by the House GOP’s aims to change the definition of rape for tax-funded abortion purposes. If this bill pass (and hopefully, with all the outrage from women’s rights organisations, it won’t), a woman would only be eligible for a tax-funded abortion if she could prove she’s pregnant from forcible rape. The underlying message seems to be that if your body wasn’t shattered, it wasn’t “rape-rape” as Whoopi would put it. If you got raped while incapacitated by drugs or alcohol and was unable to give consent, or if you were threatened, or raped by your spouse, you’ve got to pay for your own abortion since it was “your fault”. At least that’s what I and many others understood it.
Well, fuck them. The bill will probably not pass, but it’s frightening that these views remain in “modern” society and that suggestions like this are still taken seriously.
If you want to sign a petition against this bill, go here. I’m kind of sceptical if petitions ever work, but they usually don’t hurt and it takes roughly 3 seconds.