Posts Tagged ‘gross’

A wanted ad

Posted: October 27, 2011 in Uncategorized
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A wanted ad

Just something funny I found online.

What is this I don’t even, WHAT? This news article reads as a horror story. I have several theories why someone would hide in a portable toilet:

a) They have an unhealthy hide-and-seek obsession.

b) They made a really complicated scheme to rob or assault festival attendees.

c) Their scat fetish is spiralling out of control.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

WITH A NORMAL SPIDER YOU CAN AT LEAST END THEIR CREEPY LIVES BY STEPPING ON THEM OR SMASHING THEM WITH A MAGAZINE… I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU WOULD KILL THESE THINGS OR WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE AFTER BEING SMASHED.

Watch and weep/screm/flail in horror:
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emergency avoided… for now.

Posted: December 12, 2010 in Personal Life
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Our water isn’t working. I came really close to peeing in the sink in the laundry room, but I was saved by the spare water that was still in the tap. I filled a  bucket with water and took it upstair to our bathroom to flush with. Whew. I hope it’s fixed soon because there’s not enough water to last 4 people for much longer.

Apparently you can get a hairy tounge from smoking. Wikipedia has an article about it so it must be true.

For some reason I’m not that disgusted by it. Shampooing it seems a bit difficult or at least untasty, but if you groom it properly it could go over well with the furries at least.