Posts Tagged ‘gore’

My Spanish isn’t good, so the only thing I understood was basically “It is good” and “I like you”. Or at least that’s what I think they said. I think this clip might be better if you don’t understand what’s being said,- that way you’re even more mystified. I couldn’t embed it properly so I think you have to click the link. It’s “mature” because it contains breasts but not in a sexual way (I hope).
http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x3m45i_mathilda-may-la-teta-y-la-luna_sexy
Mathilda May – La Teta y la Luna by t-king81
Bonus WTF: This looks a lot like Jessica Harrison’s furniture but I can’t find it on her site and I can’t track the image, so I think it’s a different artist doing a similar thing.

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If I could sew this is what I would sew.

More of similar stuff can be found here and at my photobucket.

I’m not sure I’d consider it great art, but it’s entertaining and amuses my ~*inner, dark passenger*~. A decapitated Barbie made a visit to Dexter in season 1, so I think it’s a appropriate reference..

My top 10 best (or worst?) of Mariel Clayton’s Blood Barbie, in no particular order:

1. I wonder what she did with the mixer in the right corner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. New Barbie isn’t just a batshit insane serial killer, she’s also quite messy.

3. It’s nice to see she still has her traditional values. In this photo we can see Barbie cleaning the kitchen, just like a good woman should.

4. How do you even go about doing that to someone?

5. Once again in the kitchen, making a nice meal.

6. Raising her family.

7. Note the poster in the background and the coat hanger on the floor.

8. Carving out Halloween decorations.

9.This one is just weird and wrong.

10. Being a role-model for young women everywhere. Screw men, all you need is chocolate and a hot steaming bath.

There’s a lot more of the same stuff at her website. To be honest, I’d do the same thing if I had enough Barbie parts to spare, but the difference is that I’d get bored after arranging the first three scenes. Oh well, girls and their dolls. I’m once again jealous that someone is making money out of this and it isn’t me.

1. Man rebuilt vibrator into bomb.

I like when insane people actually look insane. If we could tell who was a nut-case from their hair, it would make the world a little easier. I think this quote summons up the story quite nicely:

Lester, whose rap sheet includes domestic assault and drunk driving busts, allegedly was planning on giving the vibrator as a Christmas gift to one of three former girlfriends, with whom he had relationships that “ended badly.” The woman who contacted police said Lester told her that “when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up.”

I thought about a similar revenge for a guy once: A fleshlight with hidden mixer-blades that would be triggered once you put something inside of it. If I ever decide to start producing it, I’ll contact Lester for help.

2. Man is slowly turning into a unicorn!!!

But he’s doing it wrong! It’s supposed to be on your frontal lobe, silly. Actually, it doesn’t really look like a unicorn horn at all, more like a tiny gray pickle. But a girl could wish…

 

 

 

 

 

3. Cockroach found in woman’s anus.

Pff I’m 10. Seriously though. It’s an ALIVE COCKROACH inside someone’s bum. I didn’t think this was *that* gross until I read the comment section. Some posters claim that the bug was in too good condition to have passed through the digestive tract, so it can’t have been eaten, and it can’t have crawled up there since the muscles in the colon would have damaged it… which leaves the option that it was somehow inserted during the colonoscopy.

<– Image possibly fake. So far I haven’t found anything on Snopes.

Re-post dump! 😀

First off, and you might have seen this already, is the horrible sex advice from the magazine Cosmopolitan. With a history of advicing using grapes or ice-cubes during hand-jobs etc, you can’t expect much, but this time they out-did themselves. Check it out:

Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters. – Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide

Whoosh? … Have these people ever even seen a vagina? Whoever actually goes through with this advice deserves the yeast infection and lovely rash they’re undoubtely going to get. But hey, maybe yeast and mashed banana tastes great. I’m not a guy, but I have this lovely mental image of a man joining his girlfriend in bed, and his horrified expression as he discovers the yellow, gooey banana everywhere.

Here is something a bit nicer. It’s photographies from abandoned places in Detroit. I love abandoned buildings.

And here’s something to make you go *facepalm* again.

And then finally, another WTF Awesome commercial.