blogfish?

I’m not sure why you would want to do this but if you ever missed that feeling of browsing the webs while totally wasted and being unable to focus on anything because the screen won’t stop moving, here’s http://therevolvinginternet.com/ . Now you can experience a moving webpage without even a glass of wine.

Alsooo… I want to play this. I don’t have HL though and I can’t be bothered to get the time limited free version just to play it.

Oh, and here’s a bit of insight to my psyche. I just kind of assume that everyone in the world has some weird kink, especially guys for some reason. The longer I know them and the longer they don’t reveal a kink or fetish to me, the weirder I assume this kink/fetish is. Eventually I’m going to end up believing that the reason they don’t tell me is because it’s so weird and appalling that they are ashamed of themselves and fears being excluded from society if they told anyone. This ad on craiglist (which I’m pretty sure is fake, but still) could be one of those kinks, perhaps.

“Hello,
This may sound like an odd request, but I am looking for …a blobfish. I find them to be the most saddening yet erotic of all of the great creatures roaming the seas. I am looking for a woman (possibly a marine biologist *hint hint*) who isn’t afraid to know the blobfish in a biblical sense. Don’t worry about this being a bestiality thing, I just get highly aroused when I see a picture of a blobfish, and would very much so like to get that sense of ultimate pleasure from a real blobfish, sitting near me as I continue my loving. This will need to be a real and true relationship, as you just can’t take away something so majestic. I’m sure that, with the help of the blobfish, our love will flourish and become a beautiful romance of the deepest nature. (get it? because the blobfish is found in the deepest oceans.) Hopefully my dream woman with my dream blobfish is out there, searching for me.”

^sexy

What goes bump in the night?

A clue: it’s my tummy that goes bump and it’s technically 10 pm and not “night” and it’s going bump because I ate too much rice and beans because I was pissed that I failed my exam. OK, so technically I ate it because I just got back to my college town after being in Stockholm and I didn’t have time to eat dinner before I left at 6 pm and only had a sandwich and some yoghurt till now, but DRAMATIC!ANXIETY!EATING! is way more interesting and dramatic.

It’s true that I’m a bit pissed though, so here’s a blog entry filled with things to distract me. 🙂

* Here’s a question for you to think about: Should it be legal for a man to shove a dildo in his partner’s vagina after he choked her unconsciouss, if she gave consent beforehand? The supreme court of Canada are asking themselves the same question.

* When pixels attack: it’s pretty brilliant. Dailymotion video, which means I can’t embedd, but definitely worth watching.

* Wiki-article: Phatom time hypothesis. A hypothesis that tries to convinces us that the Early Middle Ages NEVER EXISTED. It’s all a lieeee! If you thought 2012 was stupid… well..

* And this is a bit too old and a  bit too religious for me, but I meant to post it anyhow earlier and I never did, so here: A woman decides to stand-up paddle 40 miles from Santa Catalina island to Dana Point, in hope of showing her cancer-strucken friend that seemingly hard and nearly impossible things can be conquered if you have the strength and the will to fight. In the water, she got the company of a 30-foot Minke whale, that accompanied her on her way for 2 hours. The whole story can be found here.

* This is particulary funny to me since I’m studying to be a SLP. Tv-host laughs at his guest’s voice problems. 😀

* Aaaand from my only persistent reader, Tom the Pirateking, comes the news of cheeseflavored bubblegum and the Umami paste.

Mad scientists develop cheese-flavored bubblegums

Umami Paste that will enhance the “meat” flavor in… like… potatoes and stuff.

Coming up next week: Obviously more links, some things about freeganism, the dancing habits of some of my friends, and just random shit that I’ll make up as I go along. 🙂