Steampunk porn? Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Lady Clankington’s cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.

This is just deepens my desire to be the innovative mastermind behind strange adult toys & porn movie plots. I’d actually get payed for ridiculous ideas while secretly laughing my ass off thinking that what I made would actually one day be used. Take the furry industry for example,- I’m not a furry, but after seeing cheaped stuffed animals remade with customized “holes” being sold for like $500 it does kind of makes me want to go in the buisness of coming up with weird sex products for weird lifestyles and fetishes.

Yet another strange kink that makes no sense

I’ve read the translation and it doesn’t make much sense either.

This could have fitted into the last post but maybe it would have taken away the attention from blobfishman.

blogfish?

I’m not sure why you would want to do this but if you ever missed that feeling of browsing the webs while totally wasted and being unable to focus on anything because the screen won’t stop moving, here’s http://therevolvinginternet.com/ . Now you can experience a moving webpage without even a glass of wine.

Alsooo… I want to play this. I don’t have HL though and I can’t be bothered to get the time limited free version just to play it.

Oh, and here’s a bit of insight to my psyche. I just kind of assume that everyone in the world has some weird kink, especially guys for some reason. The longer I know them and the longer they don’t reveal a kink or fetish to me, the weirder I assume this kink/fetish is. Eventually I’m going to end up believing that the reason they don’t tell me is because it’s so weird and appalling that they are ashamed of themselves and fears being excluded from society if they told anyone. This ad on craiglist (which I’m pretty sure is fake, but still) could be one of those kinks, perhaps.

“Hello,
This may sound like an odd request, but I am looking for …a blobfish. I find them to be the most saddening yet erotic of all of the great creatures roaming the seas. I am looking for a woman (possibly a marine biologist *hint hint*) who isn’t afraid to know the blobfish in a biblical sense. Don’t worry about this being a bestiality thing, I just get highly aroused when I see a picture of a blobfish, and would very much so like to get that sense of ultimate pleasure from a real blobfish, sitting near me as I continue my loving. This will need to be a real and true relationship, as you just can’t take away something so majestic. I’m sure that, with the help of the blobfish, our love will flourish and become a beautiful romance of the deepest nature. (get it? because the blobfish is found in the deepest oceans.) Hopefully my dream woman with my dream blobfish is out there, searching for me.”

^sexy